Uche

A very sexy man who is the greatest basketball player ever and he is the goat

uche

by Saucyniggadick12 October 24, 2019

uche

a facebook stalker who makes up other profiles to stalk herself

She says she has all these admirers, but really I think she's an uche.

by Krenya January 15, 2008

Uche

A wise man, an intelligent individual who
cares for others instead of himself. He fears
Allah occasionaly and commits actions whilst
making sure it isn't haram. He smells great, he
dresses nice. His only downfall is being too
nice.
He loves sport, but he prefers
football/basketball or hockey. However, he
despises cheaters just like everyone else. For
exams, thats a different story.

Someone: "uche is the man you should be,
a great influence to help you become a better
person. If he respects others while still
respecting himself and still respects his
family... you should too'

by Kzaks March 18, 2022

Uche

Uche is another word for Garbage, or trash. Usually used on how much someone sucks at something

Guy 1: Yo im good at basketball

Guy 2: nah dude, your some Uche

by Soyysauce January 17, 2011

Uche

Someone that is gay and is scared to come out the closet

Uche is very gay

by Red rum December 15, 2019

Uche

A tall lanky black man who sucks a lot of dick and is a bronsexual

bro did u see what uche did last night he sucked a fat ass cock

by peepeepoopcum January 1, 2020

Uche

A guy with a small peen and is very slow and is a douchebag

Man that guy is a real uche

by Beckdaboi May 1, 2019