Typhoon

A man puts on three strapons, one facing behind, one facing left and one facing right, then gets 4 women and has sexual relations with them all at the same time by doing a circular motion with his hips.

Bro i totally typhooned this mom and her daughters last night.

by Phooner August 1, 2011

Typhoon

An internet troll called Liam.
The hacker on steroids.
A member with 'Legendary' status on Voide.org
The idiot who spread the Cutenews 4.0.1 exploit.

'Hello - I am Typhoon and I will root your box'

by M4ST3RM4G1C October 23, 2009

Typhoon

Fastest production SUV ever!

Why would GMC give their SUV the name of a tropical storm?

Because the Typhoon destroys anything it comes up against....

by Red_Turbo February 8, 2010

Typhoon

Slang for an African-American.

See Nigger.

Watch out! Those typhoons are walking over here.

by Mr. X69 April 7, 2007

Typhoon

When a woman spits on your testicles, then blows on them, all while she jerks you off.

That girl from the bar last night gave me a typhoon. Also known as typhooning, or being typhooned.

by Tonylugs July 1, 2009

Ride the typhoon

Applicable to toilets equipped with an automated flushing system.

Complete the full act of urination or defecation while the automatic flushing of the toilet activates as you sit down on the basin.

Mang, I crapped a 6 pounder but still managed to ride the typhoon!

by Midgetface Killah August 13, 2010

typhoon saomai

A typhoon/hurricane named SUPER typhoon saomai thats gonna kill chinaaa and der peoplez LOLZ

Joann: omgz TYPHOON SAOMAI IS COMING 2 GETZ US
Dani: O RLY?
Joann: ya rly!

by Shane71701 August 9, 2006