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Typewriter

An automatic weapon. most often used on somebody (usually a batty boy) who tries to test a rudeboy, badman or original Jamaican dondadda
gunshot-a-ring, typewriter sing
by Cuzzin Itt Uv Da Swamp January 20, 2017
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Tynan Typewriter

The act of inserting a single finger into ones vagina and anus at an alternating pace, like typing on a typewriter.
My mrs asked for one in the bum while I was fingering her, so I gave her the Tynan Typewriter.
by Ciggotsucker May 10, 2017
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Miami Typewriter

When one does a line of cocaine off the back of an iguana but instead of sliding one's face, you slide the iguana under your nose. After doing so, one rotates the iguana and slides it back to the other side of their face (as if resetting a typewriter) and then does another line of cocaine off of the iguana. The process is repeated as many times as needed.
Everyone was really tired from working an overnight shift, so they did a few Miami Typewriters to keep from falling asleep.
by AssetMgr September 21, 2018
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typewriter

The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.
"Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!"
by Sally Joe December 17, 2007
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French typewriter

A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.
"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"
by The French Typist October 19, 2011
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typewriter

the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys
typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE?
by letusbeus December 6, 2006
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Scottish Typewriter

A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!

Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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