Tying A Knot 

Cock and ball torture performed on dog furries.

"I saw a video of these two guys tying a knot. It killed a part of me, and not a little part, a BIG part."

Tying A Knot by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Tying the royal shoe

A euphemism for fellatio. Inspired by a photo from the royal wedding of Kate and Prince William where the angle and a strategically placed wall conspired to made the simple act of Kate tying Prince William's show seem to suggest her performing oral sex upon the Prince.

Oh, Kate. all that horse flesh at the polo match has made me randy. Why don't you come over here and spend some time tying the royal shoe.

Tying the royal shoe by RoyalPleasure May 27, 2011

Tying the Balloon Knot 

A gay wedding.

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.

Tying the Balloon Knot by Stevie Wonder's Forehead October 31, 2018

Tying up Loose Dick 

When you go through a period of growth and you gotta see if the vibes are still there with previous females you associated yourself with

I spent all day going through my contacts, tying up loose dick since I got back from my first year away at college

Tying up Loose Dick by ChevHonda December 9, 2018

Tying-the-knot 

When you and your partner’s pubic hairs get tangled during intercourse.

I got caught tying-the-knot with Obama.

Tying-the-knot by Skippy the penguin October 22, 2022

tying your own noose 

Knowing beforehand that whatever you're about to proceed into is doomed.

20 pounds of uncut Peruvian flake (cocaine) taped to his thighs?!? Didn't anyone clue that doofusin? That's like tying your own noose if you think youre gonna make it by the coppers through customs.

"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.

The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.

"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."

tying your own noose by Bags Bradley January 29, 2018

tying your hoodie strings 

Tying your hoodie string means you have no swag and your hair cut is so fucking bad you have to tie your strings, Also prob wear a All grey sweatshirt with red lettering

Tying your hoodie strings gets you no pussy

tying your hoodie strings by Chillin like a villain March 12, 2017