Twisted Whitney

Twisted Tea mixed with Pink Whitney. The drink that will have you feeling twisted by the end of the night.

Jon has had 4 Twisted Whitney's already. No fucks were given.

by Jellyfishin June 8, 2020

busted never trusted

a hideous person (usually a girl) that's also a triflin' liar

Dude 1: Damn, our hostess is so ugly!

Dude 2: Yea, and she said that our table would be ready 45 minutes ago!

Dude 3: She's busted never trusted!

by shawn123456 February 13, 2009

Tiffany-Twisted

From the Eagles song, "Hotel California." It was used to describe a woman in love with power and money.

Her mind is Tiffany-Twisted
She got the Mercedes Bens
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls "friends"

by Tifmcd June 4, 2009

Twisted Metal

A game for Playstation, Playstation 2, and PSP involving vehicles armed with guns, missiles, and anything destructive. The game has many sequels, all of which involving 2 of the same characters:
Sweet Tooth -- An evil clown with a flaming head. Runs an ice cream truck in which he killed people in before he was in the Contest.
Calypso -- Head of the Twisted Metal contest. Grants wishes to the winner of the contest, but often twists the wishes to his own delight.

Player one: Sweet Tooth will destroy you!

Player two: Wrong! *initiates special attack*

Player one: Oh my god! You killed me!

Player two: Thats Twisted Metal, PUNK! Bow down to me.

by Armthehobos August 6, 2007

Get it twisted

To gamble above one's means.

Me and the bros hit up the slots last night and had to get it twisted, next thing we knew we were out of money.

by Betty Cogburn May 30, 2022

Twisted like a Pretzel

When the brain suffers from mind block. Usually happens when brain is overwhelmed from processing too many and/or certain thoughts. Being unable to think straight.

I can't think of how to explain 'twisted like a pretzel' my mind is all twisted like a pretzel.

by SexyAttractiveMale June 17, 2016

Twisted The Towel

when the towel soaks up all the lies and then you squeeze them out.

"i may have twisted the towel"

by SydTheRealRealRealKid October 16, 2019