tuddlebear

A white and fluffy bacon-eating ball of fur that enjoys tummy rubs and tisses. Resembles a young polar bear.

A tuddlebear is like a white fur seal or polar bear

by Little chunkster February 17, 2014

twoddle

Load of old rubbish, nonsense

that progrmme was a load of old twoddle

by Deborah Beeston September 7, 2006

twundle

a bundle of twats being a massive cunt

The woman cussing the cashier out at the register was acting like a tremendous twundle.

by manicmavis October 3, 2019

Cock Twaddle

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.

That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.

by EliteNerds June 5, 2018

pretentious twaddle

the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else

The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.

by dp916 February 14, 2004

twaddle

A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.

Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!

by weltkieg December 12, 2003

twiddlevision

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008