Twerting

Flirting on Twitter. Derived from a combination of flirting and tweeting.

Mike was twerting with Mary but Mary was unimpressed with his twerting and was twerting elsewhere with Brad.

by Aussie Cossie October 12, 2009

Tworking

Rubbing one's buttocks against keyboard in order to produce code

Damn be this Monday! Have to be tworking again.

by comaunite August 19, 2014

tworking

Exploiting yourself (as opposed to your sexuality) by working (as opposed to dancing in a weird way).

"Bye, I´m off tworking all day!"

by Bee Beard October 29, 2013

Tworking

When you are paid to, or seem to be paid to, do nothing but make tweets (or other social media posts) rather than doing actual work.

"We might get those financial reports done if Mary would stop tworking like Trump at her desk all day and do her actual job."

by Jaq Lemur June 2, 2018

Twotting

The act of inserting a mobile device set to vibrate upon recieving a tweet, into the vagina or rectum in order to cause sexual gratification.

Marjorie to Bernice "Phil twotted the living day lights out of me last night! I ended up squinking all over him'

Emily loves twotting herself silly

by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013

Thorting

The act of laugh so hard you wheeze or cough during the laugh resulting in you falling or sliding to the ground continuously wheezing which makes you laugh/wheeze more.

Alex, and the boys were playing games and suddenly Alex started thorting when he was trying to tell his joke.

by ThottietooHottie June 6, 2018

Torting

tortilla tossing; throwing tortillas into the yards of your enemies, friends, or random strangers until their yard is covered in tortillas, then driving away into the night unnoticed.

I have an excessive amount of tortillas left over from the fiesta, let's go torting later tonight!

by wildebeast September 6, 2012