A sexual position which is performed when a man stretches his shorn scrotum over the nose and mouth of his partner causing a damp, smooth texture similar to that of a wet tortilla.
by Dgalactic June 10, 2009
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Get the Tortellini mug.Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.
Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.
Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.
He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.
"Why is he acting so good today?"
"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"
"Why is he acting so good today?"
"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"
by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010
Get the Tortilla Slap mug.Torticulate- To grasp or grope firmly in ones hands in an odd manor and to rub and/or jab aggressively with the fingertips to excite for no obvious reason.
As i strolled along the dark long path i cam upon a long spongy mushroom in which i began to torticulate for my own dark pleasures
by Bulletm134 February 27, 2015
Get the Torticulate mug.An attempt to sound both intellectual and as though you already knew something you most certainly did not. Usually this is in regards to something which had nothing to do with the current situation.
This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.
This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.
*as a family eats a Thanksgiving dinner*
"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"
*awkward silence*
"You mean a torta?"
"Ah yes, torta!"
"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"
*awkward silence*
"You mean a torta?"
"Ah yes, torta!"
by Rickity Cricket October 23, 2009
Get the Ah yes, torta! mug.Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.
Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?
Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
Jackson: gross.
Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
Jackson: gross.
by Great Seany January 17, 2017
Get the Tortilla Hips mug.The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)
Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!
by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011
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