thomey

One who frequents smutty sexual acts including, but not limited to, the Birmingham booty call and the San Franciscan slop tart. Comes from the unfortunate incidence of running into many of these people in school, work, or any social setting; hence asking yourself why god is doing this to me.

I was at this party yesterday and some vegan was eyeing me down, clearly looking to perform the Thomey on me.

by Robert Page January 30, 2008

Jake Tomey

absolute whopper of a cock, hell of a guy. absolute bad bitch. goes around stealing everybody's girl. don't like Jake? he'll knock you out

god damn lisa just left me for that stud Jake Tomey

by Bigdaddy89 November 27, 2018

Toomeyed

When one stretches and fondles or otherwise innappropriately touches another person in the same motion.

Person 1: "*sigh* , Toomeyed!"

Person 2: "AAHHH, I feel so violated, why would you do that?"

by dude0893 May 25, 2011

Toomey

equal parts Irish surname and super hip young person slang for tmrw, as in, "maybe we do a gnarly dope first Friday after your coffee banger toomey? Hmu." ;)

" Toomey and toomey and toomey, creeps in this pesky pace from day to day. And all our yestertoomeys have lighted fools the way to friscalating dusklight. "
- William Shakespeare

by Banny C Drisp December 3, 2020

Twoey

A Mean Green Mother from Outerspace and he is Bad

Seymour Krelborn: Look, you're a plant, an inanimate object.
Twoey: Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk, and I can move, whose to say I do can't anyhing I want?

by PrinceDeven78 April 13, 2022

toomey

to secretly go down on your friend (male) while he is sleeping.

Did you hear that Steve gave Mike a toomey last night?

by HEHE LOL August 30, 2006

Toomey

a large irish male/female

wow paul look at that toomey over there

by jamie rivers April 27, 2009