Twillock

where a person is being more than a twat or a pillock, so there fore you combine the two
you want to call someone more tha one name but only have space for one

stop being such a twillock!

by xenasangel October 5, 2012

betty swollocks

Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)

Damn, I've got Betty Swollocks tonight!

by Samhandwich April 6, 2004

Betty Swollocks

British sound-a-like slang:
Betty Swollocks =
Sweaty Bollocks*


*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.

"I wish me gullfrend woud play wit me Betty Swollocks while givin me a jobber'"

by Shier September 14, 2005

twallock

A mixture of twat and either bollock or pillock, somewhat akin to twunt.

What a stupid twallock you are.

by Haddocktwat May 8, 2004

Trollock

Retarded 16 year old highschool kid. Submits words to urbandictionary.com that only make sense in their tiny little world.

"What the fuck does that mean?"

"Don't worry about it, some trollock making shit up again."

by stickfigure March 2, 2005

twallocks

Combination of twaddle and bollocks used when someone is speeking nonsence. Indeed the term may be considered to be a load of twallocks.

You really do talk a load of twallocks.

by Thermofish June 24, 2013

Twallock

A mixture of TWAT and BOLLOCK usually used as an insult when people have performed an act of real stupidity.

Don't be such a TWALLOCK!

by SteGra January 10, 2010