TwoFer Babe

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.

I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.

by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019

tofurky

A wonderous creation. It is a vaguely meat-like soy product...and some damn fine eatin!

Pass the tofurky guys. Man, I'm so glad our CLIQUE had this vegan dinner party.

by Tracy Krafter December 28, 2005

tofurkeying

a dance that incorporates three elements: a goofy chicken dance, Miley Cyrus's twerking, and a gobble-gobble yodel.

Look *insert name here* is tofurkeying all over the dance floor, and it's hawt

by bahyphenated October 16, 2013

Philly Twofer

Having to puke and diarrhea at the same time

Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.

by Jah Real May 13, 2013

cold tofurkey

"Cold tofurkey" is a term describing the actions of a vegan who gives up his habit or addiction at a single moment, rather than through gradually easing the process through tapering off or supplemental medication. The term allegedly derives from the comparison of a cold tofurkey carcass and the state of a withdrawing addict. It is often preceded by the word 'going', as 'going cold tofurkey'.

I heard Daniella's addicted to facebook...Yea, she is...the only way shes gonna quit it is by going cold tofurkey

by Zach E November 5, 2006

twofour table

a table for four at which only two people are seated

Conrad: I had an awesome date night with Nancy at La Verdad yesterday.

Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?

Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!

by PatsFanatic August 16, 2009

tofurgle

Tofurgle is a godlike gamer and all the ladies go to him. Tofurgle just doesn’t lose and is too good at anything he does. He also streams at twitch.tv/tofurgle

OMG! Tofurgle is so much better than westjett

by Indiankid69420 June 27, 2021