boot-licking toady

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.

All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.

by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.

Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!

by RudePill April 23, 2017

twoadin

Used to describe putting two fingers into a girl's ass.

I gave that bitch the hardest twoadin she's ever had.

by G Murda August 4, 2007

Twaddler

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.

My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.

by Meagstorms January 1, 2017

toad fish

(1) A large, plump fish, not necessarily sporting impressive length but necessarily displaying mass girth.
(2) Anything of impressive girth or that is simply impressive.

(1) The guide pulled the rainbow engorged with salmon eggs from the stream and shouted, "a toad fish."
(2) Eyeing the cupcakes, little Nicky grabbed for the biggest of the lot, screaming "toad fish."

by Chief I January 3, 2007

Toadin

just chillin tryin to eat some flies and fuck bitches

Ong im toadin in Louisville

by Snap-@scotttology August 20, 2020

Toadette

A female version of Toad from Mario. She's pink, shweet, cute and has two braids.

mushroompinkigurlinifty... damnit! examples of wut??? just lemme press send!!!

by bubbles April 7, 2005