two shakes of a lamb's tail 

1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.

1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"

two shakes of a lamb's tail by vulveeta September 1, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

To do something as soon as possible.

Person1: "Can I have a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"

Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."

two shakes of a lamb's tail by TheOhJeez November 2, 2009

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

Quickly. The phrase is similar to "Before you can (insert action here)"

"I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."

two shakes of a lamb's tail by Lezard Valeth September 1, 2003

Down in two shakes of a lamb's tail 

A phrase used for saying that you'll be very soon or very quick.

"Go make yourself a drink and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail" said Mia to Vincent on the intercom in the movie Pulp Fiction.

Down in two shakes of a lamb's tail by 99Ninety December 10, 2021

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

The act of doing something fast or in a quick manner. 'Two shakes of a lamb's tail' is a phrase usually used at cheap hic resturants or your nearest Circut City.

Waiter: "Yes, sir! I'll get those 7 A1 Imported steaks, 4 baby back ribs, 2 side orders of caeser salads including 1000 Island Dressing with extra olives and the tall Black Russian, in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

Circut City Employee: "Some wires? I'll get that for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

two shakes of a lamb's tail by Phatal August 30, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

A worn out cleche of an expression used by little kids and kindergarden teachers.

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

two shakes of a lamb's tail by Anonymous August 31, 2003