twitterpated

An enjoyable disorder characterized by feelings of excitement, anticipation, high hopes, recent memories of interludes, giddiness, and physical overstimulation which occur simultaneously when experiencing a new love. These feelings take over without warning, usually at odd times (such as at a check-out line), with or without the partner present, and make it difficult to concentrate on anything but romance. They interfere with work and safe driving, but should be experienced at least once in every person's lifetime.

Lisa is too twitterpated to even get a good night's sleep ever since she met David.

by Lisa Ann January 9, 2006

twitterpated

1. the happy jumpy feeling you get that causes you to smile uncontrolably.
2. the way birds and other animals act during mating season (as seen in Bambi)

1. Vianne gets twitterpated when Marcos touches her cheak.
2. "The birds gettin all twitterpated," said the owl. (Disney's Bambi really is a good movie.)

by JAP March 1, 2004

Twitterlated

Related to Twitter.

Ann is quite media savvy, if it's twitterlated you can bet she knows all about it.

by The Real Bob September 26, 2009

Twitterpated

Yes. Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. For example: You're walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when all of a sudden you run smack into a pretty face. Woo-woo! You begin to get weak in the knees. Your head's in a whirl. And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it, you're walking on air. And then you know what? You're knocked for a loop, and you completely lose your head!

Bambi promised never to become Twitterpated, but it happened anyway

by BambiOwl June 3, 2009

Twitterbate

Twitterbate (verb) - To use Twitter.com in a manner that is fast-paced; constantly clicking, tweeting, adding friends, replying, and so forth. The user tends to have feelings of excitement, anxiety, or tension and usually yearns in real-time for the next action from the tweet community by staring at the auto-refresh of the internet browser.
Twitterbation Twitterbating

The twitter community is buzzing today. Everyone's tweeting with the news. I'm sure I'll twitterbate all morning.

by Doubledown Tandino February 1, 2009

Twitterfare

Having an affair with someone you met on Twitter.

John and Linda are having a Twitterfare, I guess they met on Twitter and started chatting.

by CapitalITMan April 28, 2009

Twitterage

Mass anger and hysteria that follows any failure on the part of Twitter. Also associated with disproportionate public expression of any online behavior.

When Twitter went down because some hackers compromised its DNS records, thousands of its members had a twitterage.

by Mohit Hira December 18, 2009