A girl (in some cases also a boy) that likes tattoo chokers, colored hair (pretty much blue), overknees, pizza and cuddles. They are on Twitter 24/7 and post selfies with their hand in their face.
Twitterfotzen are often deep and tolerant, that's what makes them feel individual. (But they're not)
Twitterfotzen are often deep and tolerant, that's what makes them feel individual. (But they're not)
*posts selfie with half face covered by their hand* "Look at me, I'm such a twitterfotze"
"I'm not as tolerant as all the twitterfotzen are"
"I'm not as tolerant as all the twitterfotzen are"
by nicht janina und nicht latifa September 27, 2015
Get the twitterfotze mug.A twit (i.e. twitter user) who tweets inappropriate sexual innuendo @minors. Also known as a #twitterphile or #twitterjohn.
Two reasonable people, out to lunch:
Person A -- Did you see that #twittersex Alan was creeping on that 14-year old?
Person B -- Yeah, he's such a #twitterast
Person A -- Did you see that #twittersex Alan was creeping on that 14-year old?
Person B -- Yeah, he's such a #twitterast
by Burn Your Ships April 11, 2011
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Noun- A written work (or body of works) of a particularly humorous, clever, and/or poignant nature, and artfully stated in 140 characters or less
Since he fancied his latest Tweet a work of fine Twitterature, he also posted his cleverly stated musings on the topic of pajama pants as a status update on all of his social networking profiles.
It could be argued that Jack Handey was one of the original, great authors of modern Twitterature despite producing the majority of his work before the digital age and the advent of social media such as Twitter and Facebook.
It could be argued that Jack Handey was one of the original, great authors of modern Twitterature despite producing the majority of his work before the digital age and the advent of social media such as Twitter and Facebook.
by OEDSoltanQED November 8, 2011
Get the Twitterature mug.The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.
by discordinoffice January 2, 2009
Get the twitterbating mug.Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.
Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.
Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation
"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."
Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."
Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.
by Twaction October 29, 2009
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1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.
by vertigo April 22, 2009
Get the Twitterbang mug.I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.
by jvince_la December 5, 2010
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