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Tweetard

Anyone who uses Twitter
You are a Tweetard
by 0001 January 10, 2010
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Tweetaphobic

1. A person who is unable or unwilling to be shown how to tweet on Twitter. Most often a technologically challenged individual, usually associated with advanced age.

2. The complete fear of Twitter or anything associated with it.
Teen: My dad is such a tweetaphobic! He doesn't even have a cell phone!!!! HE IS SO 50's!!!!!
by Tweetalicious x99 April 26, 2009
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Tweetsdom

Extremely moronic and exasperating Tweets that, through platitudes, pretend to enlighten us with ready-made wisdom about the most significant spiritual or businesslike issues.

(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
"Ok, gimme some examples of Tweetsdom... enlighten me."

"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."

"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
by rperazag June 18, 2010
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Tweetard

A person who always posts retarded tweets.
Ray: Did you see Damo's latest post?
Mikey: Yeah, he's such a tweetard.
by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009
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tweetdork

a user on twitter who tweets about everything and has used at least 3 different twitter clients outside of the web and a mobile phone to tweet. typically, this person will also have their tweet sync-ed back to facebook.
omg, you are such a tweetdork! is there anything about your life that is not on twitter?
by minarad April 22, 2009
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tweetard

A Twitter whore.
Someone who is addicted to Twitter.
That tweetard posted 50 updates in one day.
by FreeMemory January 21, 2009
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Twerkando

Genesis: .. little sister, how would you say "twerking" in Spanish?

Samantha: twerkando twerkando
by OhBoy_ May 28, 2014
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