Twatdangle

Absurd stunt involving David Blaine hanging upside-down above a NYC ice-rink for a couple of minutes, duly extended to mean any publicity-grabbing gig exposing the protagonist as a complete "twatdangle".

From Old English "Twattendang", from the Viking "Twtdnglersk", meaning to hang from the rigging of a longship in an attempt to impress your shipmates.

"Hey, did you see the upside-down David Blain thing? That was like so cool."

"Nah, the guy came down after two minutes for a piss. It was a total twatdangle."

by biglel March 4, 2009

twagedy

1) The trauma experienced by rabid fans when their favorite star cancels their Twitter account.

2) Any major, bad news announced and/or broadcast on someone's Twitter page. Usually by an attention grubbing/starved celebrity, pseudo celeb or friend of a celeb.

3) The pain felt by Elmer Fudd's relatives when an anvil blow to the head finally kills him.

1) Miley Cyrus fans felt profound twagedy when she cancelled her Twitter account.

2) Janet Jackson is such a tweetfreak she had to be the first in her family to tweet the twagedy of her brother's death moments after the family was notified.

3) It was shockingwy twagic to wose Ewmer to an anviw stwike after he had taken so many hits for so wong in stwide.

by Tenacious Faulker October 23, 2009

Golden Tated

A marching band member or piece of equipment that has suffered from contact with Golden Tate

My uniform's hat was severely Golden Tated, but not as badly as the Spartan Marching Band

by Tate Trampled My Cymbals November 8, 2009

twatever

Calling someone a twat & telling them "whatever" at the same time.

Heather: That outfit makes you look like a total skank.
Madison: Twatever! You're just jealous of my body bitch.

by ScottyG4 September 2, 2007

twater

Slang term for vaginal juices.

You can lead a horse to twater, but you can't make him ignore the stink.

by Nuprin November 22, 2004

twateau

To plateau in your level of being a twat. Often large quantities of alcohol are implicated.

It's time Alex went home. He's twateaued.

by Proud_to_be_Alex_Whitney June 8, 2011

twatesque

To be twat-like, or reminding one of a twatologically inclined person.

"Those guys in block 70 annex are mildly twatesque in nature."

by spacecadetdave November 10, 2006