twatpacker

An sexually-active heterosexual male. Contrast with fudgepacker.

Shane got off with another bloke? Weird. I'd always had him down as a through-and-through twatpacker.

by The Definitive Definer January 3, 2010

Twatcrack

An exposed upper vulval fold, usually due to low-rise jeans or a small bikini bottom.

"Dag, yo. Breighleigh's twatcrack is totally showing. She's like a reverse plumber. I'd like to PLUMB HER. I'm a comedic genius"

by tone_bone December 13, 2024