twirkle

To mentally combine and rearrange various elements in order to ascertain the most optimal result.

I twirkled in what order I should visit the library, the grocery store and my friend's house.

by jamestoma October 20, 2008

Twackle

A website that finds and aggregates Twitter messages about your favorite sports leagues, teams, players and events.

Instead of searching through many twitter acounts, a person is able to access this website and see updates on many different sports categories at once.

If a person uses the hashtag of #Twackle in their twitter post, the message will be posted on the website.

John: I searched twitter accounts for three hours to find out if Mike Teel got drafted.

Adam: Tim Pernetti tweeted the results ages ago. So did Les Miles. Just log onto Twackle to find this stuff out!

by g-diggity April 29, 2009

Twanklet

A facecloth like towel for your nether regions.

After I jizzed on that slutty Cindy, I tossed her a twanklet.

by 4 Eedy Family June 12, 2016

twerkless

Someone with no ass; can't get down

That white girl at the club last night was twerkless.

by Nat-dog October 20, 2015

twerkle

A twerkle is a group of people twerking, or grinding in a circular formation, so nobody is left out of the tewrk. This is similar to a twerk train.

"Aw, man we had this huge twerkle at the party on saturday, you shoulda benn there. It was tite"
or "We had a twerkle with Steve Erkle"

by Carl April 6, 2005

twakle

the scientific name given to a group of giraffe-chickens

We saw a twakle at the zoo.

Look ma! A herd of twakle!

by amarillo September 15, 2004

twarked

High as fuck from smoking a fat blunt or just smoking hella ganja

person 1: duuude i'm so twarked!
person 2: werd? how many blunts did you smoke?
person 1: HELLA FUCKIN BLUNTS DUDE HELLA FUCKIN BLUNTS
person 2: werd.

by MONTCLAIRWEGOHARD May 25, 2010