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tuxedo sucker 

a girl who sucks up to men in tuxedos and fancy parties. it's not usually used as a compliment, bc men in tuxedos get thrown out of night clubs, the dorks.
lol down below the girl in the white shirt is a tuxedo sucker.
Guy 1: Aw, crap, I just realized my girl's a tuxedo sucker.
Guy 2: Well, you'd better put on a tuxedo or she's gonna dump you big time.
Guy 1: I don't have a tuxedo.

Guy 2: John does. You're girl's gonna take him, the tuxedo sucker.
tuxedo sucker by cyklone3 February 26, 2018

Reverse Tuxedo Surprise 

The art of shitting in a partners mouth, upon which the partner French kisses the shit back into your mouth. The most important factor in which you both are wearing tuxedos. Similar to the art of the reverse snowball.
My friend Christian had a great time at prom last night, I heard his friend gave him the The Reverse Tuxedo Surprise, What a shithead!

Tuxedo T-shirt

A shirt that tells people "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too."
1. "I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt 'cause it says like I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too."
Tuxedo T-shirt by mikeman52 June 27, 2011

tuxedo t-shirt

Typically a black t-shirt with a white tuxedo printed on the front, giving the illusion that the person is wearing a tuxedo.

They are usually awesome.
"Is that guy wearing a tuxedo t-shirt?"

"Yeah. He's probably awesome."

Scranton Tuxedo 

Khaki pants and blue blazer over either a light blue or white dress shirt. Most commonly offset with a red or yellow tie.
You could easily tell we were in Scranton by the plethora of Scranton Tuxedos around the court house.
Scranton Tuxedo by NEPA Native April 2, 2011

Seattle tuxedo 

Jeans and a black fleece (REI or North Face) - wearable at any time of year and to pretty much any place in Seattle.
"Is that a new fleece he's wearing?" - "Yeah, his Seattle tuxedo looks sharp"
Seattle tuxedo by LeoS December 14, 2012