abbr.- Totally Unnecessary Sprint
A Totally Unnecessary Sprint is best performed in public to strike a reaction out of people, most times done without warning and without the knowledge of your friends so that when they walk past the people who witness your TUS, that person lets them know their reaction; whether by facial expression or verbally.
A Totally Unnecessary Sprint is best performed in public to strike a reaction out of people, most times done without warning and without the knowledge of your friends so that when they walk past the people who witness your TUS, that person lets them know their reaction; whether by facial expression or verbally.
Yo check that dude out! Sprinting in the middle of Wal-Mart!
Yeah, that's now officially known as a TUS.
Yeah, that's now officially known as a TUS.
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Get the TUS mug.Abbreviation of 'Me cago en tus muertos'. A convenient way of expressing the same feeling.
When used in 2nd person it normally triggers a fight or other strong reactions, due to its extremely offensive nature. Using it in 3rd person ('sus muertos') is normally more suitable, thus expressing disgust about someone who is not listening.
See also: definition for 'Me cago en tus muertos'
When used in 2nd person it normally triggers a fight or other strong reactions, due to its extremely offensive nature. Using it in 3rd person ('sus muertos') is normally more suitable, thus expressing disgust about someone who is not listening.
See also: definition for 'Me cago en tus muertos'
Student A to Student B: - Quillo, ¿sabes que el profesor te ha cateado física?
Student B to Student A: - ¿Que si? No me jodas, quillo, ¡sus muertos! (refering to the teacher)
Friend A: - Tio, ayer me acosté con tu ex
Friend B: - ¡Tus muertos!
Student B to Student A: - ¿Que si? No me jodas, quillo, ¡sus muertos! (refering to the teacher)
Friend A: - Tio, ayer me acosté con tu ex
Friend B: - ¡Tus muertos!
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Get the Tus muertos mug.an endearing term given to a metaphorical son of similar age to his metaphorical mothers; often given to a friend for whom you have motherly feelings toward; Hmong for son.
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Get the Tus Tub mug.To masturbate vigorously, to the point where one loses himself completely in the act. Many people who are caught Tus Wutching have been found with their face frozen in morbid delight like a petrified joker. Tus wutchers usually have incredibly foul breath and poor communication skills.
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Get the Tus muertos jesucristianos mug.Short for "Touch My Gits".
You can probably guess what "Gits" means, anyways.
This is similar to saying "Kiss My Ass", but only works for girls... or really whacked up sick-minded guys... or in the rare case, a genderless flying squirrel sub-species that depends on survival completely through asexual reproduction.
It can be used in a variety of different ways, to portray different emotional states or feelings.
You can probably guess what "Gits" means, anyways.
This is similar to saying "Kiss My Ass", but only works for girls... or really whacked up sick-minded guys... or in the rare case, a genderless flying squirrel sub-species that depends on survival completely through asexual reproduction.
It can be used in a variety of different ways, to portray different emotional states or feelings.
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Used in a "piss off" sort of tone:
Wrathmar: Hello frieeeeennnd! Can I interest you in letting me slurp some of that Chocolate Chunk Iced Frappucino?
Twik: no lolololoooool
Wrathmar: Jerk.
Twik: tus my gits
Wrathmar: You don't even have those... o_o
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Used in a more "happy" tone:
Katie: -glomp-
Xero: -gigaglomp-
Katie: -glomptackle-
Xero: You seem pretty happy today.
Katie: Yesh.
Xero: ... How much coffee have you drank?
Katie: TMG.
Xero: OKAY!
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Used in a "piss off" sort of tone:
Wrathmar: Hello frieeeeennnd! Can I interest you in letting me slurp some of that Chocolate Chunk Iced Frappucino?
Twik: no lolololoooool
Wrathmar: Jerk.
Twik: tus my gits
Wrathmar: You don't even have those... o_o
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Used in a more "happy" tone:
Katie: -glomp-
Xero: -gigaglomp-
Katie: -glomptackle-
Xero: You seem pretty happy today.
Katie: Yesh.
Xero: ... How much coffee have you drank?
Katie: TMG.
Xero: OKAY!
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