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Turtleheading

The appearance of a turtlehead and its subsequent return to the rectum.
"I have to find a toilet soon, because I'm turtleheading." turtlehead turtleheading
by Chilly B April 18, 2014
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Turtleding

Look Turtleding is finally streaming !
by EdgyTurtleman June 8, 2021
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Turtleditch

Ditch-like stone or cement structurs built along side roads and sidewalks to allow water run off to flow during the rainy seasons. The word "turtleditch" is most commonly used on military bases in South Korea where these types of channels flourish throughout the region and it is believed that the concept of "turtleditches" originated on U.S. military bases in South Korea.
The "turtle" came from the kevlar helmets that U.S. and ROK soldiers where which resembles the shell of a turtle. The ditch of course comes from the actual purpose for which the structures were built. Although the turtleditches can be found in various depths and widths, in most cases they are not marked or protected by railings. Many drunken soldiers and civilians alike have fallen into the ditches hence the name "turtleditch".
"The other night, Smith and I were walking back from the club when he fell into a turtleditch over by the mess hall. He cracked his head up pretty good."
by Shaneoj August 27, 2007
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Turtleaddison

She’s the real shit! She’s amazing!!!!
Why do you like Turtleaddison? Your a Charli fanpage
by Conch.char November 28, 2021
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TurtleDick

The inverted crawl of the male genitalia much like when a Turtle hides his head in his shell. This happens when you spot a woman that once was hot enough that you would have had sexual relations. Now she is such a fright with an additional 40lbs and an extra set of breasts on her back. Just the thought of her makes your penis crawl back into your groin.
Oh my God did you see her? She is such a mess, Just thinking about her gives me TurtleDick. What Happened to her?
by Father Murphy January 14, 2008
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turtleaddisomss

turtleaddisomss is a fanpage on tiktok who crated her own colouring but people stole it and said that they made it :(

Who tf is turtleaddisomss? She is the best fanpage, you should follow her!

You hate turtleaddisomss? Read that backwards!

@turtleaddisomss is perfect!
@turtleaddisomss
by nonepleasegoaway November 28, 2021
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Turtleqddisson

She’s the WORST fan page in the world

“Who’s @turtleqddisson?”
Me asf:”the worst fp ever to exist!!”
I hate u sm turtleqddisson 😊
by Unknown29630 March 28, 2022
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