Turdlike

The ability to offend the offendable while engaging in average daily conversation or activities with your peers.

He was deemed to be turdlike simply by displaying a picture on an internet forum that appealed to the masses, but offended a few.

by 24Campfire February 28, 2011

Turdliness

The act of being a real turd

"Your turdliness is really turdy."

"My cat's turdliness almost got him thrown out of the house."

by $m@rt@leck April 19, 2012

Turdstick

A term used to describe somebody who is being excessively annoying.

Student: Teacher, I want to clean my pet turtle instead of doing homework.

Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.

by turdstick1004 November 13, 2017

Turdelicious

Turdelicious: If something tastes nice, but also has a medium hint of a human turd (usually human). This word ages from the 1930s, where people started making food with slight hints of human turds, as a trend.
But remember: Turdelicious is different to Turdalicious.

Wow, this soup is nice and turdelicious!
I would like an ice cream with extra strong turdelicious flavor.

by WRLD of Juicy Words February 27, 2021

Turdifice

1. a shitty building, especially a really large, really shitty imposing one.
2. a shitty but complex system of beliefs.

That old abandoned K-Mart store is a total turdifice.

by billyt555 April 5, 2021

Turdsickle

An informal insult that is used toward someone who is rude, poorly mannered, or annoying.

"Screw you, mom!" Kim said. "You are a turdsickle!" Kris replied.

by Looneydog3 December 14, 2022

turdlick

someone who would lick a turd.

So, your dog eats shit huh ?? What a turdlick !!!

by A. Cunning Linguist September 5, 2003