turdsandwich

Turdsandwich is a word you use to call somebody you don't like. Wether they be fat and ugly, or an annoying lesbian, or just some little bitch with a voice that sounds like a dieing animal, they are, a turdsandwich. Over all, turdsandiwch is an amazing word and will live on forever.

Hey Ashley, That bitch Erica is acting like such a turdsandwich, I think I'm going to cut her than dumped battery acid on that bitch!

by wsa1994 April 21, 2009

TurdSalad

This is what my little Jenn is

Jenn you are a turdsalad!

by FoxX May 10, 2005

Turdsworth

1. A person who is of equal or less importance to a turd.
2. A person who smells like shit
3. Asians
4. A person who steps in shit

' Ha! you fucking turdsworth '
' Jon, your a turdsworth '

Rob: 'Oi Jon, i heard your mom stepped in shit'
Jon: 'Yeah she did'
Rob: 'Turdsworth'

by The.Angry.Dwarf December 2, 2009

Turd Saw

A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.

“Fuck me, that log is going nowhere. Gonna need to borrow next door’s turd saw”

by Flick-A-Turd May 7, 2023