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turban dictionary 

A dictionary you keep in your Turban! What the heck else could it be, you racist moron?
"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"

Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."

Turban Dictionary 

Having its name derived from the combination between "turban" (the fashion accessory that Moslem scholars commonly wear whilst preaching / giving speeches) and "dictionary", the Turban Dictionary is a glossary that contains terms specific to Islam, including religious practices and concepts such as salah, du'a, and adhan.
To better understand Islamic rituals, I referred to the Turban Dictionary for explanations of key terms and practices.

Turban Pictionary 

A party game played primarily in Arab or Middle Eastern nations, primarily at family gatherings, or otherwise boring parties; which are much more common in these regions, due to a statistically lower intake of unhealthy social lubricants such as alcohol or cocaine. Identical to the popular Western game Pictionary, except generally with better insulated noggins.
Got stuck on Surjid's team in Turban Pictionary last night. The answer was Footloose, but he was too scared to draw bacon (for Kevin Bacon) in front of his grandma and we had to, following the loss of a misunderstood Western style bet, eat our hats... Fancy a a bite of turban, I can barely finish this? At least I'll have a self-wiping ass for a few days.

turbandictionary.com 

A website on which one can look up the meanings of Arabic words.
turbandictionary.com by Anonymous October 7, 2003