Turese

Turese is the epicest gamer of them all.
Is a pro at all games he plays except for Rocket League.
He enjoys sitting in his room all day and likes to sleep. Dislikes socialising and leaving the house for irrelevant purposes.
Balances his ‘lifestyle’ with vigorous hourly excersises to make sure he is shape for his next slumber.

Guy: Did you see Turese’s stream last night? He hit 29 quad feeds and reached top 500 rank in the world!
Guy 2: What a unit.

by Turese John December 14, 2018

Turse

Another word for shit, derived from the word turd.

I'm just going for my morning turse

by 123anonymouse October 28, 2020

trAse

A half-man half-woman with a tiny penis and a pus-oozing vagina for a mouth, a trAse hangs around primary schools flashing his wizened deformed nipples at the kiddies on sport days when he can masturbate to the sight of them playing Scarecrow Tiggy

Tom is such a trAse, I despair of him ever getting laid.

by becy June 24, 2004

turse

a triangular lunch sack.
used to keep foods cold and fresh.
sometimes used as a comeback phrase also.

ex.) i like your turse.

by sara el [from myspace] November 23, 2006

Turse

Another word for Turd or Shit.

- that is turse!
- You cooking tastes like turse.

by Ed Faulkner May 13, 2005

turdsexual

somebody who only fancies poos

people fall in love with excriment otherwise called turds .if some one loves turd they are a turdsexual

by almomonster October 1, 2007

Turasi

Someone who likes to be by themself and hates most people as a whole

Wow it’s turasi

by HY3NA October 1, 2018