Tune my guitar to sad

This phrase is used to either be emo or to mock an emo kid. It describes the classic emo musician and poignantly mocks the ever-so-sad emo song.

A: I ran out of black eyeliner this morning, and my new hair isn't as black as I wanted it.
B: This is such a cruel world...
Bystander: Aw, I'm gonna tune my guitar to sad.

by Lia M. April 29, 2006

tune infection

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.

" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"

by sandspit April 11, 2010

tune up

To give someone an attitude adjustment by beating their ass.

Do I need to give your ass a tune up the way you were talking to my mamma?

by mouthofthesouth December 4, 2013

tune and a half

really good song, beyond a tune/more than a tune.

The Beatles Hey Jude is a tune and a half!

by Walrus Sleeping May 15, 2011

Tune Baked

When you're really happy usually talking to a good friend and you're listening to your highest preference of music (usually the people who feel this listen to techno music, or other really calm music such as gorillaz, some of ben folds, etc.) it's like a natural high. Same feeling as friend high.

Guy1 is listening to "o green world'-gorillaz (Status: Tune Baked)
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along

by AssassiNazi June 14, 2011

tune out

to ignore someone by playing music really loudly, while they are talking, to cover up the sound of their voice.

best when used during nagging sessions by parents, significant others, or just to ignore some annoying schmo.

Oh no, mom's nagging at me again..time to tune out.. *blares ipod*
*mom continues her rant unheard*

by $Lonnie F Baby$ August 22, 2010

tunes disease

a disease sufferd by people who simply can't stop groovin'.

many times these people will be seen dancing and groovin' as they were at a Dead show. However, there is no music playing.

Did you see that hippie? He's dancing so hard he must have tunes disease.

by axlisgod1 February 22, 2011