Mel Tuckered

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.

So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but then he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.

by Beebs76 October 2, 2023

plum tuckered out

term for exhausted that originates from the "Deep South" during the Civil War to the beginning and middle of the 20th Century.

Man, ohh, man! After working for twelve hours today, I feel so plum tuckered out.

by druidwarrior89 May 6, 2011

Wilson Tuckey

n. (Of a man) The tucking of ones genitalia behind one's closed thighs, giving the appearance of womanhood. As practised by the Buffalo Bill character in "Silence Of The Lambs'.
Name comes from the Australian politician Wilson 'Ironbar' Tuckey.

You should never have uploaded those snaps of him with a Wilson Tuckey.

by Larry Kinn November 29, 2010

Turkeyed Out

(pronounced Tur-keed) A Drunk, Wasted, or Intoxicated state of mind combined with either hilarious, annoying & unpredictable behavior.

Turked out and turkeyed out can be used interchangeably, with the "out" portion of the phrase being completely and utterly optional.
Someone who is "turkeyed out" is referred to as either a turkey dog, or simply, a turkey.

When speaking to a turkey (dog), the name Turk, as in Turk Schonert, former offensive coordinator for the Buffalo Bills, can and should be used in place of that person's actual first name.

Check out Jeff trying to text with his eyes closed. Man, he's all turkeyed out.

Oh boy, Shane's up on the roof doin' the turkey dance, he's feelin' it.

Max, you were being such a fuckin' turkey dog last night. After we chugged the Carlo Rossi you tried to steal Karson's scooter and take it on a joyride. Nice goin, Turk.

by GreenJeans1 November 8, 2009

Tuckered

Verb. To be subjected to the verbal equivalent of rape live on a high profile national cable television show by an attractive female anchor.

"Did you catch that interview? It was brutal, Campbell Brown tuckered Tucker Bounds again."

Examples:

CNN's Campbell Brown and Tucker Bounds discussing Sarah Palin's credentials to be Commander and Chief

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohkdj1Gw9Ac


Fox New's Meagan Kelly and Tucker Bounds discussing Obama's tax plans

http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/09/sign_of_the_times.php

by I Heart Tucker Bounds October 29, 2008

Ghost Tuckered

the act of pulling a blanket over someone's head when they least expect it. Making it look like they are a ghost, because the outline of their face comes out of the blanket.

Last night was crazy, i stuck up on my brother from behind when he was playing call of duty, and ghost tuckered him.

by Hudson N June 11, 2010

tuckered

Word used by MANY people in the U.K to meen tired in a whimsical sort of way. The only place known who do not accept the term is Leighton Buzzard. Here it is know as the variations Tired and Knackered

God that snowball fight really tuckered me out and i overslept

by aajpf December 2, 2010