Hot Tub Slime Machine 

Hooking up with a rando you met on a message board and broadcasting it via Google Hangout.

Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!

Hot Tub Slime Machine by mooseshadows February 24, 2015

Tub Shot 

A mixed shot, inspired by the original Tub Girl photo, brewed from the basement of a random college party and up-chunked by many. Tub Shot is as follows:
*1-2 shots of the cheapest vodka you can find, or everclear. (because she's classy)
*1 shot of Monster Khaos energy drink. (for the orange tint and because it's extreme)
*1-2 pinch of powdered cinnamon. (for that extra tub treat)
*drop 1 Alka Seltzer and let that tub fizz rise.

Tub Shot may be taken from a mason jar and poured into your mouth from the Tub Girl position.

"I just tubbed."

"My tub shot came back up..I think I just tubbed."

"Tub Shot is the worst shot I've ever tasted."

Tub Shot by get tubbed March 4, 2009

Tub-shitter 

Tub-shitter or T.S. is used to describe a grotesquely obese (fat) person. Basically, a person too big to use a toilet that has to park (sit) their ass on a bath tub to shit.

What a tub-shitter!
Check out the tub-shitter!

Tub-shitter by GreatD2 May 2, 2006

Tub-Spider 

Any species of spider that you find living in your tub.

Today, I went to take a shower and found a tub-spider.

Tub-Spider by Th3BaconNinja April 18, 2010

Hot-Tub Shape 

Either a male or female who looks great from approximately the ribcage-up, since when sitting in a hot tub this is usually the only thing above the water.

Dude that guy's pecs are huge, but he's got a big beer-gut, definitely in hot-tub shape

Hot-Tub Shape by yomanjo March 22, 2009

Tub Sack 

When purchasing marijuana, a tub sack is what you get when you want something for $30. It's a ten sack and a dub combined.

Customer: "Ay man I wanted to get something for $30"

Dealer:"No problem.. I'll hook you up a fat tub sack"

Tub Sack by SexyCutty June 18, 2009

Hot tub stream 

A stupid new trend in 2021 where girls on Twitch will stream themselves in a hot tub looking like a complete slut. Such streams will usually gain lots of views with loads of men simping down in the chat. While some may argue that this is beneficial towards "normalizing" (sic) and empowering women's bodies, in reality, it is doing the opposite. The only result of these streams is more men being turned on and thus further adding to the objectification of women. In reality, these girl streamers are only doing it for the money, which I don't know about you but that's just shallow.

There are plenty of better ways to empower the female body than to wear a bikini in a hot tub. For example: exercising streams, dancing streams, yoga streams, clothing haul streams, even relaxing bubble bath streams, need I go on?

me: *hovers cursor over random twitch streamer*
Twitch stream title: "🍑💦HOT TUB STREAM IN 4K, COME WATCH ME 😘🍑💦"
me: *cringe*

Hot tub stream by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 28, 2021