man truncheon

man truncheon is a phrase used as an alternative to dick, penis, cock etc.

look at his big flaccid man truncheon blowing in the wind

by sfusion November 9, 2007

Anal Truncheon

An anal truncheon is typically used for the penetration of ones anus. The truncheon can take the form of any police parephenalia, not just limitted to the baton as the name suggests. Connoisseurs among truncheoners prefer antiquated riot armor.

" Walking home last night I caught a glimpse through a bush of a Margaret Thatcher look-a-like diaphram-deep on an Anal Truncheon "

" One day, i will own that golden anal truncheon "

" Seeing Jeoffrey using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be a sight for sore eyes. "

by hotsteamingsemen March 21, 2010

Poo Truncheon

Used to describe a long, hardened length of feces that has all the necessary attributes of a certain type of law enforcement device.

'Good lord!, What a particularily savage looking poo truncheon my anus has decided to manifest in this here toilet bowl.'

by muckguppy November 18, 2007

luncheon truncheon

its the bit that likes to hang around between a blokes legs, between his balls and his bellybutton, unless he's weird and deformed in case you should probably stop looking.. or asking for that matter. freak.

Cyril nearly knocked Wendy out with his luncheon truncheon as they ran naked through the field...

by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 21, 2004

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

pork truncheon meat

the male genitalia sans the testicles; the penis.

Hillary was powerless to resist Bill's intense gaze, and she screamed in ecstasy as he slid his pork truncheon meat into her yodelling starfish.

by Patrick Baffersty December 23, 2007