trumpkin

sometimes used to describe the shade of Donald Trump's skin, or something of similar colour. combination of Trump and pumpkin.

the walls of that house are an ugly trumpkin orange colour.

by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016

trumpkin

The act of misinformed Americans collectively sucking Donald Trump's dick while he shits on the world.

Donald Trump receives Trumpkins from all his followers.

by PurpDerp June 24, 2016

trumpkin

A Blumpkin given by Donald Trump.

Vladimir Putin enjoys getting a Trumpkin after sharing a nice English Breakfast with Donald Trump.

by Pallor42 December 12, 2016

trumpkin

A reverse blumpkin. When a female is sitting on the toilet, taking a shit, and fellating a dude standing in front of her.

That bitch is so freaky, the blumpkin wasn't wild enough for her. I hear she is now obsessed with the trumpkin.

by Antonio Blackcock March 24, 2009

trumpkin

you're seein all this crazy shit, trippin out. then you realizeyou gotta poop, the act that results (taking a shit while getting your head blown) is a trumpkin

i never thought a poop could ever get better, then i trumpkined

by poter987noogs1 March 12, 2009

trumpkin

An act wherein one tweets lies, bullshit, or statements that incite violence whilst on the toilet (preferably a golden one).

Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"

The president-elect had a trumpkin earlier when he made fun of SNL--yet again--from his golden throne at 3:30am.

by shmek December 8, 2016

Trumpkin

A Halloween pumpkin with the face carved in the likeness of Donald Trump.

Oh, look at that pumpkin with the face of Donald Trump carved on it! That's the first "Trumpkin" I've seen this Fall ! LOL

by talk2me-JCH2 October 12, 2016