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Truck Driver 

You know that bitch Herman keeps bragging about hooking up with? I finally saw her today and jesus she's a truck driver.
Truck Driver by trurumors November 3, 2005

Truck Driver 

A man who can back out without losing his load
Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”

Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”
Truck Driver by Dylan Arnold October 27, 2017

Truck Driver 

A man who casually murders prostitutes in his spare time
Mac down the road is being convicted for being a Truck Driver
Truck Driver by Tondolf July 30, 2021

Truck Driver Fart

A loud, monstrous, gaseous explosion from the anus that claps the ass cheeks and rattles the walls
"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"

truck driver's shower 

the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time
dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.