Sanitary trowel

A hand held device for removing objects stuck in one's vagina

Samantha darling, can I borrow your sanitary trowel. Samantha: "what's it for this time?" He only went and penetrated my twat with a Mickey Mouse dildo and now I can't get it out.

by HeXsTeRiA November 20, 2019

Small trowel

A child, typically a boy, who is found to be particularly sexually attractive. The term is meant to discreetly inform about an implied desire to “dig them out”

32$ for a bag of chips and 4 small trowels.

by Babiesrsexy July 3, 2024

Dirty trowel

The act of ejaculating inside a woman’s vagina and then using your fingers to ‘dig’ the cum out of her

“I gave Emily the dirty trowel last night. I came so much, it took a few minutes to scoop it all out”

by Gerty Hunter June 14, 2025

Towel Dingle

"When pieces of toilet paper hang out for the after party" as described by Edbassmaster.

"Ya'll sold me some toilet paper that was on sale and I got towel dingles from it"

by Eatmorechicken June 2, 2009

Towel Floss

When you take a towel and hold on to each end. Putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your balls/crotch)

My balls were dripping wet after a shower so I towel flossed them.

by Harry Cockalitious March 14, 2010

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

towel feces

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.

Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow

by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017