A giant wooden rabbit featured in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. After the scene in which the French soldier taunts King Arthur and his knights at the French castle, Arthur has his men, on the advice of Sir Bedevere, build the Trojan Rabbit in order to storm the castle in the manner that the Greeks did during the Trojan War. However, the knights mess up the plan by not having anyone hide inside the rabbit. After the French soldiers take the rabbit into their castle, Sir Bedevere reveals the plan to King Arthur and everyone else and they realize that they messed it up. The French soldiers then catapult the wooden rabbit out of the fortress and it lands one of the pages.
-King Arthur: What happens now?
-Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
-Arthur: Who leaps out?
-Bedevere: U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
-Arthur: Ohh... (he and Lancelot slowly put their hands to their heads at the realization that they messed up)
-Bedevere: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
(twang of a catapult is heard from the French castle and the Trojan Rabbit comes flying towards where the knights are hiding)
-Arthur: Run away!
-Other knights: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
(Trojan Rabbit lands on one of the pages)
-Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
-Arthur: Who leaps out?
-Bedevere: U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
-Arthur: Ohh... (he and Lancelot slowly put their hands to their heads at the realization that they messed up)
-Bedevere: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
(twang of a catapult is heard from the French castle and the Trojan Rabbit comes flying towards where the knights are hiding)
-Arthur: Run away!
-Other knights: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
(Trojan Rabbit lands on one of the pages)
by Bob Smith, Etc. June 15, 2009
Get the trojan rabbit mug.Thanks for this. I've done my job really well if you're this pissed off. I posted those definitions back in December because most of the definitions for UCLA consisted of insulting bullshit posted by USC students. A lot of those old definitions have been taken off of the site, but some are still there. It's nothing personal. But if you bash my school, then there's no way that I'm not going to bash yours.
And what did I post in my definitions? I posted proof that UCLA is better than USC. US News rankings, London Times Rankings, total NCAA championships...none of that is made up. You can look it up for yourself. Maybe the truth is too much for you.
As for not having a life, I posted those definitions back in December and I hardly use this site. Meanwhile, you're also using the site to post definitions. Pot, kettle, black.
As for the anti-USC definitions, a lot of them come from South Carolina students. They're not all Bruins. Maybe you just have to come to grips with the fact that a lot of people, even non-UCLA people, hate the University of Southern California.
And what did I post in my definitions? I posted proof that UCLA is better than USC. US News rankings, London Times Rankings, total NCAA championships...none of that is made up. You can look it up for yourself. Maybe the truth is too much for you.
As for not having a life, I posted those definitions back in December and I hardly use this site. Meanwhile, you're also using the site to post definitions. Pot, kettle, black.
As for the anti-USC definitions, a lot of them come from South Carolina students. They're not all Bruins. Maybe you just have to come to grips with the fact that a lot of people, even non-UCLA people, hate the University of Southern California.
by Trojankiller April 23, 2005
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