A trimmer is a person who goes to a certain area of the Yorkshire Moors in England, where the craggy rock floor is coated in a thick and velvety moss covering.
The rocks are weathered and worn with age, and have formed deep crevices that are used as a substitute for the female genitalia. Lone walkers can be found face down in the rocks, appearing to sniff the moss, with their gentlemen inserted deep into a soft mossy crevice.
This act of copulation helps to trim the moss and keep it under control. Hence the phrase - “Trimmers”.
The rocks are weathered and worn with age, and have formed deep crevices that are used as a substitute for the female genitalia. Lone walkers can be found face down in the rocks, appearing to sniff the moss, with their gentlemen inserted deep into a soft mossy crevice.
This act of copulation helps to trim the moss and keep it under control. Hence the phrase - “Trimmers”.
Paul is such a trimmer! He was face down on the moors this morning with his pal from the Co-op, Terry Tickler. He’s nothing but a moss sniffing shuffler!
by Jizz Maestro May 7, 2019
Get the Trimmer mug.An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.
Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.
Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.
Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!
by Philolingua March 11, 2009
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