Trigonometry

Useless bullshit that you'll forget the second you graduate from high school.

Me: Hey Mrs. Smith, when am I ever going to use trigonometry?

Mrs. Smith: On the next test.

Me: Go fuck yourself you scruffy bitch.

by gimmedatsammich September 13, 2010

Trigonometry

A math term involving length and angles but it mostly just triggers people and makes everyone want to die.

Math Teacher: Our new unit will be trigonometry.

Students: WHAT THE HELL. IM TRRRIGERRED.

by I C E D Tea January 8, 2019

Trigonomonogamist

An individual who is characterised by remaining faithful only to the mathematical branch of trigonometry, or otherwise triangles in general in a sexual, romantic or affectionate way.

The baker next door is so indulged in triangles, they must be a trigonomonogamist

by Testiclesinmytriangles May 1, 2021

No-trition

A descriptor for food that at first glance appears to be healthy, but is actually packed with sugar or other unsavoury elements.

Comes from the words "no" and "nutrition."

That All-Bran bar looked healthy until I realized its second ingredient was high-fructose corn syrup. You won't catch me eating food so full of no-trition.

by Repo_Mandy April 12, 2010

Trigonometry

A subject you learn in high school that serves no purpose to do anything but make you want to pull your hair out and drop out of school.

Trigonometry is the most difficult class ever. Fuck that bullshit.

by MathIsTheWorst May 6, 2018

TRIGONS

These people are the biggest shippers and clowns for PERTHSAINT. Clowning 24/7. Family <3

"Trigons are still hoping for a perthsaint comeback"

"beke nemen ps padiligan kami tuyot na tuyot kami dito"

by natouchly October 22, 2020

Trigonometry

The torture of the modern world. Kids everywhere are suffering from this horrible subject. Please, help save them.

Teacher: Ok, kids! Today we'll be starting trigonometry!
Kids: NO PLEASE NO OH GOD NO

by EddieTheeEggie January 16, 2019