The worst dinosaur

“Hi I’m Triceratops. I stole the spotlight from a hundred better-designed cousins, and all I did was exist in the Hell Creek Formation.”

g: "yo jacxi i HATE the triceratops"
j: "thats genuinely the best thing thats ever come out your mouth"

Triceratops by waxi July 28, 2025

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Triceratops Sex Position

Triceratops sex position is when your girl doggystyle on the bed, your under her with a finger in the anus, your wang in her thang, and a hand in her mouth, mimicking the Great Triceratops

Ben: Dude, sex last night was so good!!
John: What did you do?
Ben: I gave her the old Triceratops Sex Position, she was done in seconds!!

Triceratops Sex Position by Lord Xerxez January 25, 2018

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Triceratops Hunter

The gender reversed version of a Unicorn Hunter, a heterosexual couple looking for a male third person to have relations with.

"Yeah, so Barry apparently is really into me."

"Wait, isn't he straight? And married?"

"Nope, bi, apparently. He and Janice are triceratops hunters."

Triceratops Hunter by The Leaking Pen July 25, 2022

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The Triceratops

A sexual move in which three men insert their entire heads into a woman's asshole simultaneously

Man: "My girlfriend died last night"
Friend: "How?"
Man: "We tried out The Triceratops

The Triceratops by The Muscle Tustler October 15, 2019

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