Maria Teresa

Sexy as hell! Curvy, vivacious, intelligent and unforgettable. lover of all things, sometimes to a fault. She'll give you the shirt off her back, but don't cross her, she's an ally you'd hate to lose.

Maria Teresa is fine as fuuuuuck

by Palmer00 December 21, 2016

Push Trees

Push or pushing is to sell something usually drugs and trees refers to weed so Push Trees means to sell weed.

The company push trees does not actually sell weed, only clothing lol.

by Hoeshue October 7, 2019

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

by Rusanova March 7, 2012

happy trees

The expression Bob Ross said when painting a pair of trees. For Bob felt that painting just one tree would make it lonely, by painting another next to or near it, said trees would become friends and become happy.

1.) Look at those happy trees. Beautiful.

2.) Today folks we're going to paint some happy trees.

by hachigatsu23 May 5, 2008

big ass trees

phrase used by Levi Ackerman because he was done with Eren Jaeger's bull shit screamfest in the woods so he took it upon drastic measures to give him a life lesson on nature

" Hey Eren, take a look at these big ass trees" -Levi

by Bitch Ass Fedora March 6, 2017

Teresa

A beautiful girl who is selfless. She puts her friends frist. She is feisty, yet nice. Comedian, yet takes stuff seriously when it's necessary. She'll make you laugh on your worst days. She will do anything her friends' ask her to. She is feisty when someone bullies one of her best friends! She is nice to people deserves it. She's always ready to fight someone who's picking on her family or friends. Don't lose a friend named Teresa, never let her go. You WILL regret it the next day.

Person #1: Hey, who's that?
Person #2That's Teresa, she's my best friend.

Person #1:Ohh well then, don't make her get away.

Person #2:I know not to.

by Unknowncrusher1234 May 20, 2017

Treesha

A treesha , is a female who is a group female or a hoe. Shes a fiend for the dick.

That girls a treesha stay away from her

by Dylan1151 October 10, 2018