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Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants 

When a friend or bro leaves a pair of pants at your house, you

ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.
Dude, Aaron his pants at my house after changing into his swim trunks, I am going to let him join the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.

travestite 

A (male) named Travis, known or suspected of having male and female sexual characteristics.
Jeez, he is such a travestite. Did you see him pour water over his white t-shirt and start dancing to Pokerface?

If you keep on sitting down to pee, people are going to think you're a travestite.
travestite by Qedup December 6, 2011

Travelingus 

Performing oral sex on a woman while she is driving. It is the female equivalent to road head.
She had trouble staying in her lane because I was giving her such good travelingus.
Travelingus by gabrielhudson July 26, 2010

travelbation 

Travelbation is an act of escapism and mental self-gratification, achieved by the imagining, investigation, or planning of a trip or trips.
M: Wow! Tickets to Ulaan Baatar are so cheap right now. You know, at this price, I could actually afford to go, then come back via Tuvalu after driving the Silk Road. Look at these beautiful pictures of all of the aforementioned!

E: Enough travelbation, you know you won't have more than a week off at a time for the next four years

Travalisationalism

The meaning of sleeping with the association with time travel. If you sleep, it only feels like a second. Therefore, you are travalizing (x) amount of hours to the time when you wake up next. People who are awake during that time is feeling the time when you are not so you are basically time travelling but a different version.
“Bro did you hear Jessica was in the middle of her travalisationalism during the party last night

“Yeah I heard but it’s late imma go travalize”

astro traveling

Means to go get high. Used by popular underground hip-hop artist madlib (aka Quasimoto)
"...and we commence to astro traveling"