Trash
bag is an Australian invented word, but a global concept. A
Trash
bag is
one who engages in excessive behaviour while partying, and
generally makes a disgrace of themselves - in a good way.
True trash bagging doesn't involve just alcohol. It is a way of life. On
a night out, a Trash
bag should participate in at least 5 of the
following:
*Drinking at least a bottle of wine or cheap champagne BEFORE leaving
the house
*Drinking more than 10 jagerbombs
*Eating in at least three of the major fast food outlets in the course
of
one evening
*Starting up deep conversations with randoms while waiting in the
toilet queue.
*Dancing on any available table, not discriminating against pool tables
of course.
*Requesting so many songs that the music is
like your own play list, and
the dj hates you.
*Screaming I LOVE THIS SONG for every song.
*Having the bouncers, bar staff and dj all know you at your local
*Putting your bags on the floor and dancing around them so you have
more movement.
*Inventing new dance moves, such as the
moose, the elephant
*Bringing out old dance moves such as the
monkey, the nut
bush or the
sprinkler
*Clearing the dance floor and getting strange looks from everyone that's
not you
*Taking a hip flask of vodka in your handbag or jacket
*Writing things on yourself and everyone around you
*Telling
random people that they're hot. And more importantly, that you
are.
*Drinking Smirnoff blacks because they have 1.9 standard drinks, or
Coopers Sparkling, cause it is 5.9% alcohol.
*Taking at least 60 photos of yourself
*Taking photos of yourself and your friends on the toilet.
*Sucking
face with a
random on the dance floor. And then another. And
another. And, well, you get the picture...
*Starting drinking at 3pm
*Continuing till the next afternoon
*Wearing a skirt so short you need to wear shorts (or special undies)
underneath
*Staying somewhere till you get kicked out, then catching a cab to
somewhere else that's 5mins down the road.
*Walking out of a club and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, and
noticing that the person you've been suck facing is not as attractive as
you thought.
*Being that person on their way home as people are jogging, and going
to work/
school.
*Doing the walk of shame, either home or out of the club, with shoes in
hand.
*Choosing a corner to dance in so you can dance
like mo fos in your own
privacy.
*Crying/stacking it/booting/all three
*Sustaining an unidentified party injury
*Making emotional phone calls to friends you haven't spoken to in a
while. Or worse, family.
*Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that end with you
mocking and insulting them.
*Pre drinks before going out is not an idea, it is a necessity
