Trapezoid

Trapezoid is a word to explain irrelevant people because a trapezoid is an irrelevant shape that no one wants. Who would want a trapezoid over any other shape?

Guy 1: So dude if you had to pick a shape between a circle, square, trapezoid, and a diamond, which one would you want the least?

Guy 2: Oh of course the trapezoid like why the fuck would I pick a trapezoid.

by Shape Expert December 16, 2015

trapezoid

The alias of Niel Cicierega, the founding father of animutation.

Trapezoid just released a new video!

by Taylor Esformes March 29, 2004

Mediterranean Trapezoid

A trapezoid covering the Mediterranean Sea in which thousand of ships have sunk under mysterious circumstances over the last several Millennia. The trapezoids points are clockwise from SW to SE: Gibraltar to Genova, from Genova to Istanbul, from Istanbul to Jerusalem and from Jerusalem back to Gibraltar.

During the Byzantine Empire in the Middle Ages many ships were lost in the Mediterranean Trapezoid.

by sanfrancisco89 August 20, 2010

3 in the Trapezoid

When 3 dudes enter you in the ass at once creating new angles to your butthole. The three create a triangular rectangle (similar to the painted area on an international basketball court.) If they stay in for long enough, everyone ejacula...I mean...is ejected from the painted area.

I wouldn't go in that place. You might end the night with 3 in the Trapezoid.

by AlwaysReady2ForBallinInMyMouth April 7, 2015

Trapezoids

n. A quadrilateral pair of breasts of either sex or animal having two parallel sides.

sl. Trappys, Trappers (Chief Brit).

New Latin trapezods, from Greek trapezoeids, trapezium-shaped :trapeza, table; see trapezium + -oeids, -oid. Old English trappytits.

"That's a strange table-looking bra that woman has on Dan," "No that ain't no bra Grant, those are trapezoids!"

by ZimmFilmz September 11, 2005

trapezoid

Much like a rhombus referring to a particularly attractive asian woman (who has a slanted box), a trapezoid (or 'zoid) refers to a woman who's box has no correct angles. Basically, an ugly woman.

Jesus, did you see that hot rhombus that just sauntered out of the locker room? Her fat friend looked like an even bigger trapezoid by comparison.

by RabbiRabinowitz April 19, 2006

gooch trapezoid

when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.

So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.

by jyutrurdu December 10, 2009