by tøwel October 23, 2017
Get the transportay mug.The act of leaving the stall you just took a dump in to find a stall that actually contains toilet paper. Usually involves shuffling with pants around your ankles and sneaky looks around corners to make sure no one is watching you.
Dave, tell your mom I am really sorry. I transpooted to every bathroom in the house without any luck, so I wiped my arse on your bedroom curtains...
by Mark Brooke March 23, 2005
Get the Transpootation mug.The act of falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.
Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.
by scooterams July 29, 2008
Get the Transportation Narcolepsy mug.in all North American cities and towns ( except Montreal, Toronto, Boston, NYC and San Francisco- suburbs not included), an offensive term for the public transit (bus, metro, tram, etc.) system
The reason the 5 cities mentioned above are excluded from the definition of proletariat transportation is because they have a well developed, in North American standards, public transit system.
by Uncle Dimma February 21, 2015
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That 1962 Alfa Romeo is good for transportainment, but not so great for getting to work in the snow.
by Rusharoundandaround July 9, 2018
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Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this
by Mitchelnext April 1, 2011
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2.) The act of being entertained or amused by watching crackheads on a bus or train.
2.) The act of being entertained or amused by watching crackheads on a bus or train.
I think I’m going to cancel my service with Comcast. The transportainment on the bus everyday is way more interesting than anything on TV.
by Mopery April 27, 2011
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