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brainwash

See: television A virus that seeks to manipulate its host by means of infected data.
The television brainwashed little Johnny to blindly accept what he sees.
by JoeJoeJoe September 10, 2004
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Brainwash

To make people foolishly believe something that is not true.
Millions of people around the world were brainwashed in believing they were bad people.

Brainwash is evil and destructive.
by pseudonymA March 1, 2013
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brainwashed

what the goverment is doing to us. Techniques of brainwashing ur t.v sets, school and mags.
kid: Why does the govrment do anything it wants?

Teacher: stop fucking asking questions
by may May 29, 2004
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trainshow

noun. A cross between a trainwreck and a fuckshow. Can be used to define a party full of whacked out tweakers or a person who takes to much junk or is an incredibly run down sack of shit.
The afterhours last night was a trainshow.
That stripper on meth at the afterhours was a complete trainshow.
by trikkidetroit August 29, 2009
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Trainwashed

Being heavily influenced by a coked-out half-man-half-ape-half-stimulant content creator to spread the addiction of gambling to your underage audience through obvious lies and manipulation.
Man did you see that Adderall squirrel pVc got trainwashed into actually thinking that he's not advertising an unhealthy addiction to a massively influential audience for exuberant amounts of money? Yeah he pretends like it's not painfully clear that he's just a douche bag degenerative gambler.
by ConcernedCitizen72 June 21, 2023
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beta male brainwashing

n.

Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.

α β Dogma

1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection

2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits

4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser

5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus

6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased

7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex

8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.

9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate

10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives

It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021
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trainsmash

Something you wouldn't do when your children are around, on or off a train.
'Man...last night was a trainsmash'

OR

'Excuse me your in my seat, if my kids weren't here there'd be a trainsmash!'
by loltown.com August 5, 2009
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