trainspotting

Trainspotting occurs whilst on large doses of m.d.m.a. or during heavy sleep(R.E.M.). Also known as shuttervision, the eyes move rapidly back and forth creating broken up images, like watching a train go by from a stationary side view...also in reference to checking out a d.j.'s set.

I'm blowing up. I can't focus on anything because i'm trainspotting.

by teeraymorton August 19, 2012

trainspotting

really good movie about scottish heroin addicts. best characters are spud and begbie. the word cunt often appears in the movie.

the part where the dead baby is shown is really gross. the worst toilet in scottland is also nasty.

by click clack cluck July 19, 2005

trainspotting

Standing at the train tracks and waiting for trains to come by. When people chase after the trains, it can even be considered a sport. Could this be any more self-explanatory?

LaQuisha and I are bored. Let's go trainspotting!

by Dhanuba Jenkins January 4, 2005

trainspotting

When a woman first starts her period while riding on a train.

Hey susan, do you have an extra tampon in your purse? I just started trainspotting.

by BrokenMan October 27, 2005

Trainspotting

Observing trains and logging the numbers. Generally involves standing around in bad weather, watching the tracks. A British hobby.

Oi! Me and Tommy are going to head down to the station and do a bit of trainspotting! It looks a bit rainy, so bring an anorak!

by </time> September 14, 2003

Trainspotting

Trainspotting is a term or reference used for people that have probably too much spare time on their hands, and have the ability to draw on useless information that seems relevant at the time.

"you only live twice?" - 1967
runnig time? - 116 min.
director? - lewis gilbert
screen writer? - ian fleming
fuck off, he never wrote any of 'em - ok, so who wrote it then?
you can look it up. how do you feel since you came off the smack? speaking for my self, i am bored. - who wrote it?
but you look healthier... - who wrote it?!
roald dahl. - roald dahl?
>this is a conversation between the characters "renton" and "sick boy" from the movie trainspotting, it's a deleted scene<

jerry seinfeld has also a very impressive knowledge about useless information.

by krnselt July 27, 2010

Trainspotting

The act of looking like a total melt at the end of a train platform. Usually disabled.

Trainspotter: look theres a class 91.
Normal person: shut the fuck up you melt stop trainspotting

by Where is tie April 29, 2019