Finley Towner

A person who has a emo shrine of monster cans in his room because he's "edgy" and "cool" He also has sex with keyboards.

"Hey look, he's fingering his keycaps!"
"Oh yeah, he must be a Finley Towner"

by bigchongychingy January 24, 2022

H-TOWNER

A person that has lived in Healdsburg,Ca all his life, as well graduating from the high school, and yet remains in the same town!

A year ago he was a hound, He's still around, You can hear his sound, Read his bloggs, Every word, every pronoun, cause hes the motha fucken H-TOWNER hes always down!-Mustafa Tolosa

by Valentin Fernandez November 8, 2007

tilbury towners

People who live in tilbury and look like tramps

These tilbury towners are moist

by Talibad June 30, 2017

Out of Towner

a dance move that signals women that your girlfriend(s) is(are) out of town.

At the dance party, Blues did the Out of Towner to attract the younger sluts.

by bread infection November 26, 2009

Down Towner Browner

really really dirty brown cheap ass marijuana beotch

$15 bucks for a ounce beotch.u know its that down towner browner beotch!

by mattitude and mikeaholic May 2, 2003

Towner

A morbidly obese person who sees themselves as a social justice warrior. They tend to ridicule others beliefs that differ from their own while hiding behind a keyboard.

Dude quit being a towner!!

by Derpdiddlyderp November 4, 2021

Kelly Towner

The worlds biggest bitch, she goes on dates with men and gets them to like her and then she fucks them off, she angers men to the point they want to inflict pain upon her and her forebearers.

That bitch is such a Kelly towner

by Malcolm_in_the_middle April 4, 2022