Kelly Towner

The worlds biggest bitch, she goes on dates with men and gets them to like her and then she fucks them off, she angers men to the point they want to inflict pain upon her and her forebearers.

That bitch is such a Kelly towner

by Malcolm_in_the_middle April 4, 2022

out_of_towner

a visitor to a town or city from another place : someone from out of town

Nobody likes an out_of_towner who comes in and acts like know_it _all.

by Sleeky#pal August 2, 2018

IKEA tower

The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return

I looked for my home and I saw it. IKEA tower leading me to safety and salvation

by Raw X3 X3 August 6, 2019

bavarian bell tower

See Dutch Marines

Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

by Montgomery Patton December 12, 2018

Towerbridging

When one girl is being taken from behind by one dude and at the same time his buddy fucks here in the mouth and they highfive at the same time. This all results in an extraodinary resemblance of the London tower bridge. Therefore this girl is being towerbridged.

Wow dude thats a hot chick man
for real we got to towerbridge that ass man.
Yeah we gonna be towerbridging tonight!

by Lemmen September 29, 2010

Thomas Tower

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and your brother. Typically followed by a brief chase involving a loaded pistol. See Earl Thomas.

We were at an Airbnb with a random woman and my wife walked in while my brother and I were raising a Thomas Tower.

by Tim's Thomas Tower May 7, 2020

juke's towers of hell

that one game where people fucking cry over a TUTORIAL TOWER like jeez

"hello mr phase razor want to beat thanos tower"
"juke's towers of hell"

by krixic September 23, 2020