towed

When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.

Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?

I'm towed. You slice of shit.

by A-roo February 5, 2007

a towe

A person who name drops on famous people

"I know Big Name Celebrity"

"You're a towe!"

by m0nyagi February 23, 2009

TOW

Tube-launched, Optically-tracked, Wire-guided missile

The Iraqi tank did well, until the TOW came in, and gave it the shaft.

by Kramnelladoow January 17, 2007

towed

A slang phrase used when someone insults someone else, or says a comeback to them.

Yo' mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. You just got towed!

by Terribilis Persona April 19, 2012

towe

A teacher or other authority figure who is listening in on your conversation that you REALLY don't want there, so to warn your posse, you say: "Uh guys, towe!"

Person One- Omfg, did you hear that Veronica got knocked up?!?
Person Two- Oh shnap! Towe! Towe! TOWE!

Person One- And then I smoked soo muu-
Person Two- Soo there are lots of towes around today :coughs:

by Blake, Hannah, Emily, and Michelle April 29, 2006

TOW

TOW - The Other Woman
Refering to a man's bit on the side, the woman he's having an affair with.

"I ditched the shit cos I caught him in our bed with his TOW Ho'"

by The4Shaw September 25, 2006

Rika tow tow

Rika tow tow awkward

Rika tow tow is more awkward than extremely awkward (W.Y.W.)
*He approaches accross the hall*

“rika tow tow. RIKA TOW TOW!”

by Freddie’ssugarmama April 30, 2018