Touch grass

When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more.
“Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”

Girl 1: “I am so wet rn from the rain!”
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass

by afijqlrJLF KJ March 3, 2021

touch grass

used to describe people who may have been acting/talking in a sexual way ; telling them to get outside more

ben was acting so horny. he needs to go outside and touch grass

by linalina January 2, 2021

Touch grass

It means you’re developing “chronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.

“Gamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.”

“Dude, go touch grass.”

by SparklyNinja February 10, 2023

Please touch grass

It’s a phrase you use to attack people for being weirdos that give off the vibe that they barely leave their house. Specially anime fans that are down bad for children when the hot adult characters are right there. Commonly used on TikTok

“Hey did you see the new jujutsu kaisen episode? Megumi is so hot!”

“Please touch grass.”

by nobara February 12, 2021

touch grass

What everybody in quarantine desperately needs right now

Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude

by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021

go touch grass

If someone tells you or is told is to "go touch grass", it means that you need to go outside and do outdoor activities rather than staying inside on your electronics.

Mj need to go touch grass, cus 24/7 this boi on the game.

by ogmaterialgworl February 26, 2022

touch grass

An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?"

"i'm dreamsexual uwu!! X3" "...go touch grass"

by peckneckpeople January 6, 2022