Torticockis

Toricockis is similar to torticollis, where the neck is tilted to one side while the chin is turned toward the other, however the difference lies in how you got it. Torticockis is caused by an awkwardly angled blow job performed with poor body mechanics and a malpositioned mouth. This is usually associated with fatigue and/or laziness on the part of the "blower". Disclaimer: No fault or blame should be assigned to the receiver of the blow job (the blowee) as studies have shown that his role was not statistically significant and is considered to be purely passive up until climax. Climax does not require a large amount of time, so it would not be a huge factor in the causation of torticockis.

"Looks like you've got torticockis. I bet he really enjoyed last night."

by Aish1217 November 27, 2012

topico

A nickname given to a cool and calm guy, those who are named topico are the most handsome guys on campus

Levi; why is everyone running towards the door
Diana;I think Topico is here

by Jesutopico June 7, 2019

tomicon

There's nothing wrong with us!
These's nothing wrong with us!
Toys! Cars! Games! Moldels!
Toys! Cars! Games! Movies!
Toys! Cars! Games! Monsters!
The Eltingvi... uh wait no I mean TOMICON.

before THE TOMICON there was the Secrete 5. The S5 went bad, too many people with impure intents. We killed it. We as in the elder council. The elder council is all knowing. You can't fuck with the elder council. The elder council created TOMICON. TOMICON is pure.

There are many imitations. There is only one TOMICON.

1: Are you going to TOM...
2: Shut the fuck up! (TOMICON must be secrete)

by FingersMaloy January 13, 2005

Titicourse

Came from Eastern Guam and means to engage in a particular type of sexual intercourse when the male takes his genitalia and places it in between the females breasts, then FUCKS her in her cleavage until he ejaculates.

Male:Yo, bitch lets have some titicourse!
Female: nope i don't enjoy titcourse you playa! *smack*

by K-Dog and C-block December 26, 2004

Totino's Poisoning

What you get when you eat an entire Totino's Party Pizza.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I can slowly feel Totino's Poisoning setting in by the hardening of my stomach and the gradual calcification of my large intestine.

by cheesewheezy August 27, 2009

Tonico

A Tonico is one of the most unique and rare of of the human species. He’s a geographer and a lover. He’s a kind and compassionate soul. But, above all, he’s a person who wants to make the world a better place - from the immediate world around him to the other end of the earth. If we could all just be a little more Tonico.

This disgraceful crisis would be a whole lot easier if we had more Tonicos.

by Espião Hilbert August 11, 2018

TOMICON

TOMICON, is a built JEEP Gladiator or Wrangler type that was purchased and built to tackle off-road conditions, built being the key word, not bought, these vehicles are anything from show quality too full off-road highly used machines, they generally have been lifted, full steel bumpers, winches, recovery gear, aggressive tires, off-road lighting, decals, ect…. They are used daily or stored away but there very recognized and people generally love to look at them, take pictures of, and with the vehicles. You can find them roaming highways, city streets, country roads, mountain trails, swamps, logging trails, ect… these are fully capable vehicles! You might hear terms such as Overland, Rig, Mud truck, Bogger, Machine, Willys, Rock Crawler, Trail Buster, Mud Buggy, Ect… The saying, “My Jeep started out like every other but became a TOMICON”… also note: TOMICONs can continue to grow as this is all up to the owner. The Original TOMICON had started in a small town in Northern WI, by a Railroad and Great Lakes Sailor-man who’s name is unknown and his vehicle is spotted in the northern MN, WI, and MI areas. The TOMICON People are genuine and very liked among the Jeep and off-roading communities, they are considered less aggressive, unless provoked, friendly and very helpful. Insight- don't be afraid of them, they might look Intimidating or Scary but are very Nice… Note: If having Road or Trail Trouble a TOMICON would Likely stop to help. TOMICON it’s a Jeep-style and a Lifestyle…

Those Jeeps are all very nice, but I want my own, I want a TOMICON!

Did you see that TOMICON?

Let’s Build a TOMICON and Go More Places!

by TOMICON August 18, 2022