A generalized sexual inuendo
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Inflected Form(s): plural turtellino also turtellinis; origin southern Italy, slang Sicilian, city of Palermo
1)v. engaged or having sex on the beach for a long period of time, like turtles slow and from the behind, and very quietly.
2)n. synonymous with female vagina being containing or being filled with ( as of meat or big gutta cheese) italian style on the beach.
1)v. engaged or having sex on the beach for a long period of time, like turtles slow and from the behind, and very quietly.
2)n. synonymous with female vagina being containing or being filled with ( as of meat or big gutta cheese) italian style on the beach.
He was like a Galápagos turtle, slipping me the turtellini on our vacation to San Diego.
Carol said,"Turtellini is like fine dinning, from a females perspective; yes, ladies a bottle of wine and a blanket, of course his nice turtellini."
Carol said,"Turtellini is like fine dinning, from a females perspective; yes, ladies a bottle of wine and a blanket, of course his nice turtellini."
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Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?
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