torso fritters

Torso fritters is a synonym for breasts.

Look at the torso fritters on that chick!

by King Tit January 29, 2009

Webdriver Torso

a YouTube automated account, created by Google on March 7, 2013, that frequently posted videos showing simple slides accompanied by beeps, in order to test the website's performance.

Webdriver Torso is a performance testing channel, not the government trying to brainwash us

by DesiredApple1 September 13, 2019

piss torso

noun. a general insult, often used while driving, to express anger at another driver. It evolved from the practice of calling bad drivers shit tits.

That piss torso cut me off!

by jberk November 6, 2006

Torso Hug

When a person, Male or Female, is sitting, presumably in a chair, and a fairly well-endowed Female approaches him for a Hug- but does Not bend or stoop over to meet the sitting person to deliver the hug.

The height difference between the sitting person and the approaching woman make the Contact Point for the hug uneven. The sitting person's Face ultimately becomes Buried into the Breasts or Torso of the standing female; providing opportunity for a motorboat

My buddy was just sitting there, when suddenly a hot girl came up to give him a hug, but when she leaned into him, that Torso Hug gave him a face full of titties!

by Jhaf February 19, 2010

Second Torso

An immense penis, similar to the use of the word tripod, although the word "tripod" does not do justice to the massiveness of the phallus.

Tripod? Fuck that, I have a second torso.

by Greg "Second Torso" Sheehan July 16, 2008

Torso Man

A mystical super-hero with no limbs or head. By day, he is the heavy metal rock drummer sensation, El Toroso Man, by night he is the super-hero, Torso-Man.

"Flying frosted fuck, it's Torso-Man to save the day!"

by Lat January 7, 2003

Torso Status

One who is without ligaments and a brain.

The retard is now in torso status.

by HC Father June 22, 2010